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Showing posts with label WAHAHARGH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WAHAHARGH. Show all posts
Monday, July 25, 2011
Still here.
Turns out my ma and her boyfriend are in NO hurry at all. I stayed up for too long and then slept until quarter to eleven and it didn't matter. I even visited my grandma again, she made me soup and I got my DSLR. I'm sitting here right now, with a French coursebook in hand, learning some stuff.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
I'm a pervert.
You may know this, but I'm gonna tell you anyways.
I love making up perverted sentences out of harmless, innocent things. For example, today my Math's teacher (who has a nice backside, as we have decided in our circle of girls; but from the front - or rather the side - he looks like a bird. His nose is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis long) said something which is an Austrian saying, something with lawnmowing. I don't recall, but I told my friend that 'Hey, if this was another guy, like, for example, Thomas, I'd totally tell him to mow my lawn.' She laughed. Really hard. (y'know what's hard too? Wood. :D)
I love being perverted.
And my friends have to love me, too, because otherwise they wouldn't like me. I'm a 'That's what she said!'-person. I am dirty. But that's me, I guess.
I love making up perverted sentences out of harmless, innocent things. For example, today my Math's teacher (who has a nice backside, as we have decided in our circle of girls; but from the front - or rather the side - he looks like a bird. His nose is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis long) said something which is an Austrian saying, something with lawnmowing. I don't recall, but I told my friend that 'Hey, if this was another guy, like, for example, Thomas, I'd totally tell him to mow my lawn.' She laughed. Really hard. (y'know what's hard too? Wood. :D)
I love being perverted.
And my friends have to love me, too, because otherwise they wouldn't like me. I'm a 'That's what she said!'-person. I am dirty. But that's me, I guess.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Hahahah. That's..
REALLY FRICKING AWESOME. Seriously. I cracked up and started crying from laughing too much at the 'Will Schuester, I hate you!' part. It's just so fitting. Oh, and this episode is so charming! Watching it right now, because you know Glee's only been airing here for a short time (okay, about 13-14 weeks?)
Aaaaand that guy playing Jesse St. James is sooooo cute, really bad that he's gay in real life. Well, that sounds wrong, but you know what I mean. Criticizing that he doesn't pull off the hetero-role very well (DUUUUUH!)
Aaaaand that guy playing Jesse St. James is sooooo cute, really bad that he's gay in real life. Well, that sounds wrong, but you know what I mean. Criticizing that he doesn't pull off the hetero-role very well (DUUUUUH!)
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Hah, genius.
Just watch it, it's awesome :D 'Brittany, that's not Obama, that's Tina.' - 'That's what he wants us to think!'
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Doooooone!
Wow, I managed to do it. Guess who is happy now? I mean, I've worked for hooours, but now I am really pleased with the result.
http://www.box.net/shared/62addr2l9h
It's uploaded there, so if you don't mind, could you please download it and check it out? index.htm is obviously the main page. Thanks in advance! :)
http://www.box.net/shared/62addr2l9h
It's uploaded there, so if you don't mind, could you please download it and check it out? index.htm is obviously the main page. Thanks in advance! :)
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Call me badass
I just watched 2Girls1Cup, followed the hype and put up a yTube video. There ya go, I actually found it quite funny.
Yep, I know I'm cool. Hah.
Yep, I know I'm cool. Hah.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Yo mah nizzle, check diz out.
Because I just stumbled upon that link on lamebook.
My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Shizzlemah.
What's yours?
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Monday, September 13, 2010
Running Amok Y/Y?
As you probably have guessed from my last post, I despise sitting in that HouseOfEnnui™. (And you see I love making the ™-sign now that I've figured out what ASCII-code I need for that?)
Really, I'd love to just be ignored by everyone and be able to read or do whatever the fuck I want to do without getting barked at by teachers. (Apparently they don't like my really family-friendly concept of 'You let me do whatever I want and I try not to rip your throat open and pee into your mouth, kay?')
And then there's boring classmates. I'm not trying to sound vain our stuck-up - okay maybe I am - but they're mostly below my standards. Of course, I have my friends and stuff, but I want some INTELLIGENCE and INTEREST IN STUFF THAT'S NOT UTTER BULLSHIT. Just try to like some more mature stuff, people!
After I'd taken the first step into this *cough* beautiful, joyful building, the first thing that popped into my head was 'WHAT THE HOLY FUCK AM I DOING HERE? ABORT, ABORT, VENTURE BACK INTO THE SAFE REALMS OF home.exe!'. (It may have really happened like that. Or not. You decide.)
Then I admittedly had a good laugh because I told a guy my name was Franz and proceeded to laugh like a lunatic - scaring off fellow classmates: check! - and spent three more hours in the depths of hell (I saw Satan and told him that I love him. Okay that really DIDN'T happen, excuse me. Actually I don't care!)
Back home I ate and then read 300 pages of that book I started
before Italy. If you can guess the genre I won't throw poop at you. NAO COMMENT, DO IT!
(Also, I am LEGALLY acquiring Professor Layton 3 now. Shit COMPLETELY LEGALLY BUYING's taken almost 2 hours now <.<)
Really, I'd love to just be ignored by everyone and be able to read or do whatever the fuck I want to do without getting barked at by teachers. (Apparently they don't like my really family-friendly concept of 'You let me do whatever I want and I try not to rip your throat open and pee into your mouth, kay?')
And then there's boring classmates. I'm not trying to sound vain our stuck-up - okay maybe I am - but they're mostly below my standards. Of course, I have my friends and stuff, but I want some INTELLIGENCE and INTEREST IN STUFF THAT'S NOT UTTER BULLSHIT. Just try to like some more mature stuff, people!
After I'd taken the first step into this *cough* beautiful, joyful building, the first thing that popped into my head was 'WHAT THE HOLY FUCK AM I DOING HERE? ABORT, ABORT, VENTURE BACK INTO THE SAFE REALMS OF home.exe!'. (It may have really happened like that. Or not. You decide.)
Then I admittedly had a good laugh because I told a guy my name was Franz and proceeded to laugh like a lunatic - scaring off fellow classmates: check! - and spent three more hours in the depths of hell (I saw Satan and told him that I love him. Okay that really DIDN'T happen, excuse me. Actually I don't care!)
Back home I ate and then read 300 pages of that book I started
before Italy. If you can guess the genre I won't throw poop at you. NAO COMMENT, DO IT!
(Also, I am LEGALLY acquiring Professor Layton 3 now. Shit COMPLETELY LEGALLY BUYING's taken almost 2 hours now <.<)
Friday, July 2, 2010
IT'S DA FINAL COUNTDOOOOWNNN!
And we're down to one week (which means five schooldays) left. Of course that doesn't count the fact that the last day consists of 'getting the report card - leaving (oh and crying because it's the last year we all spent together)' and that Thursday is just the award ceremony for Asshole Sports Day and cleaning.
The Sports Day is also the reason why I'm sitting here on a normal schoolday, BECAUSE YEAH I WAS SICK AND THAT'S THE WAY I COULD PULL MYSELF OUTTA THIS SHIT.
Well, I'm kinda sad that this year is ending, after all, it was a lot of fun, but most importantly, it's gonna end with the big awesome boom that's the school festival~
The Sports Day is also the reason why I'm sitting here on a normal schoolday, BECAUSE YEAH I WAS SICK AND THAT'S THE WAY I COULD PULL MYSELF OUTTA THIS SHIT.
Well, I'm kinda sad that this year is ending, after all, it was a lot of fun, but most importantly, it's gonna end with the big awesome boom that's the school festival~
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Back from the Sports Week!
It was an awesome time.
I texted Andy, a really nice (but awesomely weird) guy from my school throughout the whole week, and I think I'm overusing awesome a bit, huh?
I've never laughed so much in my whole life.
On Sunday I didn't think it would be great, but in the end it turned out to be one of the funniest weeks ever!
I'll tell you what happened on every day, starting with Sunday of course.
The heat was really unbearable and -typical for our school- the organization went BLAM and most of us didn't get a seat for an hour. When I finally got one, I was stinky, annoyed and surrounded by loud kids from the other classes. I think it took like 5 hours to get there, but it worth the wait (and annoyage.)
Our apartment was really beautiful and fortunately I got one of the two single beds. We had dinner soon afterwards which was Leberkäse with potatoes, swimming in fat. But it was tasty.One of the teachers that came along with us ruined the day for me. We all had to run every morning and had to go to bed at 10 pm.
Waking up on Monday was horrible because I suffered a big panic attack (which I always do in new situations which seem scary at first), but the day turned out to be wonderful. The running was okay because we could walk if we wanted to, the food was really good, tennis and kayak were fun and all in all the week didn't seem to be that bad. Elvira injured her foot because she got shoved into the water and cut open her leg on the ladder-thing. In the evening, Mona celebrated her birthday, but Jana and I didn't want all the ruckus so we went into our room and made dancing videos. They're awesome, really!
On Tuesday I started to get used to the sports and everything, but in tennis we got joined by some stupid kids from another school which were really rude even though they had never seen us before. I spent the free time sleeping, but the teacher I spoke of before then said it wasnt permitted to stay in the rooms anymore. I got really angry and spent the rest of the evening in my bed, feeling a bit ill and having a sore throat.
On Wednesday, I decided to go to the lake and just try sleeping, but then the other school had aerobics, and my teacher (the nice one), joined them, so a friend wanted to too, but not without me. I went with her and after 5 minutes she left me alone with my teacher, but it was great fun. The instructor was like UUNF. I've never seen such a great body and a guy that has HIPS. Guys usually aren't really able to dance. :)
In the afternoon I stayed in the room because Elvira, DJ and I had gotten to talking about sex, which was a load of fun.
Unfortunately the evening would be remembered as a big shock for all of us because Maggie had gotten a sunstroke and collapsed, screaming and shaking and being really hysterical for half an hour. She is alright again and was already later that evening, but all of us couldn't really laugh or talk or anything afterwards.
Thursday was our last real day there, and I didn't do aerobics, I just looked at the instructor and swooned about him while Steve sat beside me and just said 'Oh.' 'Yes.' and this stuff.
Kayak ended with the most hilarious thing in my life because DJ ran to me afterwards, whispering 'I just saw his dick when he got up.' I was saying something like 'The real deal or just a silhouette?'. Turns out she really saw his 51-year-old thing. I almost peed myself laughing and couldn't stop making jokes for two hours. He always said 'Easy Cheesy', adding it to stuff and making us laugh, with his really high-pitched voice. I almost drowned while swimming because I just couldn't stop laughing. DJ seemed to be pissed about it. I even had troubles eating because I found the subject so hilarious when that guy walked by.
We had a big campfire afterwards, but everybody just stayed within his group of friends until ten pm, when most of them left and there were just a few people of my class and one of another class left. We sang Heal the World, and it was like magical.
Yesterday we travelled home, staying in Villach for two hours. I ate the best Dürüm ever and bought some chocolate stuff from Billa, which I will be getting out of the fridge soon and eating.
In the train we held the pages from Bravo! on which the naked people are out of the window and then left it lying facing down on one of the baggage holders.
When I arrived at home it was REALLY hot and it didn't get cooler until now. I even watched the two football games, but I got frustrated. Not scoring a single goal in 90 minutes? Way to go, France and Uruguay.
I texted Andy, a really nice (but awesomely weird) guy from my school throughout the whole week, and I think I'm overusing awesome a bit, huh?
I've never laughed so much in my whole life.
On Sunday I didn't think it would be great, but in the end it turned out to be one of the funniest weeks ever!
I'll tell you what happened on every day, starting with Sunday of course.
The heat was really unbearable and -typical for our school- the organization went BLAM and most of us didn't get a seat for an hour. When I finally got one, I was stinky, annoyed and surrounded by loud kids from the other classes. I think it took like 5 hours to get there, but it worth the wait (and annoyage.)
Our apartment was really beautiful and fortunately I got one of the two single beds. We had dinner soon afterwards which was Leberkäse with potatoes, swimming in fat. But it was tasty.One of the teachers that came along with us ruined the day for me. We all had to run every morning and had to go to bed at 10 pm.
Waking up on Monday was horrible because I suffered a big panic attack (which I always do in new situations which seem scary at first), but the day turned out to be wonderful. The running was okay because we could walk if we wanted to, the food was really good, tennis and kayak were fun and all in all the week didn't seem to be that bad. Elvira injured her foot because she got shoved into the water and cut open her leg on the ladder-thing. In the evening, Mona celebrated her birthday, but Jana and I didn't want all the ruckus so we went into our room and made dancing videos. They're awesome, really!
On Tuesday I started to get used to the sports and everything, but in tennis we got joined by some stupid kids from another school which were really rude even though they had never seen us before. I spent the free time sleeping, but the teacher I spoke of before then said it wasnt permitted to stay in the rooms anymore. I got really angry and spent the rest of the evening in my bed, feeling a bit ill and having a sore throat.
On Wednesday, I decided to go to the lake and just try sleeping, but then the other school had aerobics, and my teacher (the nice one), joined them, so a friend wanted to too, but not without me. I went with her and after 5 minutes she left me alone with my teacher, but it was great fun. The instructor was like UUNF. I've never seen such a great body and a guy that has HIPS. Guys usually aren't really able to dance. :)
In the afternoon I stayed in the room because Elvira, DJ and I had gotten to talking about sex, which was a load of fun.
Unfortunately the evening would be remembered as a big shock for all of us because Maggie had gotten a sunstroke and collapsed, screaming and shaking and being really hysterical for half an hour. She is alright again and was already later that evening, but all of us couldn't really laugh or talk or anything afterwards.
Thursday was our last real day there, and I didn't do aerobics, I just looked at the instructor and swooned about him while Steve sat beside me and just said 'Oh.' 'Yes.' and this stuff.
Kayak ended with the most hilarious thing in my life because DJ ran to me afterwards, whispering 'I just saw his dick when he got up.' I was saying something like 'The real deal or just a silhouette?'. Turns out she really saw his 51-year-old thing. I almost peed myself laughing and couldn't stop making jokes for two hours. He always said 'Easy Cheesy', adding it to stuff and making us laugh, with his really high-pitched voice. I almost drowned while swimming because I just couldn't stop laughing. DJ seemed to be pissed about it. I even had troubles eating because I found the subject so hilarious when that guy walked by.
We had a big campfire afterwards, but everybody just stayed within his group of friends until ten pm, when most of them left and there were just a few people of my class and one of another class left. We sang Heal the World, and it was like magical.
Yesterday we travelled home, staying in Villach for two hours. I ate the best Dürüm ever and bought some chocolate stuff from Billa, which I will be getting out of the fridge soon and eating.
In the train we held the pages from Bravo! on which the naked people are out of the window and then left it lying facing down on one of the baggage holders.
When I arrived at home it was REALLY hot and it didn't get cooler until now. I even watched the two football games, but I got frustrated. Not scoring a single goal in 90 minutes? Way to go, France and Uruguay.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
HILARIOUS!
April 14, 2010
Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 596 limited times in the last 16 years has never given my well-being a second thought.
Well, congratulations, you win. McDonald's 1, Jasmin 0. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.
Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U.
Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.
Dear Fellow Pawns;
Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 6008 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day. Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. I do not control my destiny, nor my happiness. Like all of you, I am just a pawn in McDonald's global marketing plan. The same company that has returned the McRib 596 limited times in the last 16 years has never given my well-being a second thought.
Well, congratulations, you win. McDonald's 1, Jasmin 0. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.
Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits. While my body will be buried in the same ground where Ray Kroc's is surely spinning; my soul will be with his in heaven. Not here in purgatory controlled by the whims of MBA's from Hamburger U.
Together Ray and I will forever feast on that delicious ambrosia, the Double Zesta Burger.
Sincerely,
Jasmin
P.S. All those gay pornos aren't mine.
P.P.S. And I was superimposed.
P.P.S. And I was superimposed.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Near death experience?
First of all, I'm sorry for not coming on yesterday, but I just couldn't use the PC. I must've caught the flu or something, because my throat is sore, I feel dizzy all the time and I want to puke.
So, I've been lying in bed and playing Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth (that's the correct name, right?!) all day.
Mum says I'll have to stay at home tomorrow if it doesn't get better, but the problem is that they're taking the yearbook photos tomorrow. Well, it'll turn out bad either way, because if I don't show up there won't be a photo, and IF I show up, I won't have washed hair and a clean face, because I couldn't wash my hair since the cold will only get worse when my hair's wet.
SO EVERYTHING'S SHIT AND I'M HIGHLY ANNOYED AND STINKY AND SICK. Fuck you, life!
So, I've been lying in bed and playing Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth (that's the correct name, right?!) all day.
Mum says I'll have to stay at home tomorrow if it doesn't get better, but the problem is that they're taking the yearbook photos tomorrow. Well, it'll turn out bad either way, because if I don't show up there won't be a photo, and IF I show up, I won't have washed hair and a clean face, because I couldn't wash my hair since the cold will only get worse when my hair's wet.
SO EVERYTHING'S SHIT AND I'M HIGHLY ANNOYED AND STINKY AND SICK. Fuck you, life!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Wuuut ze fackk.
As you can tell, my dear readers, I am CONFUSED. And really pissed off. And annoyed. Oh well, you know me.
Anyways, assmunchbitch (that's her real name, I swear!) fell in love (?) with Thomas (?!) and Imight definitely will kill her now. (!!)
That's making me really aggressive, but I'm trying to ignore her as good as possible. And my friends do as well.
So, excuse the idiotic and angry post, but I've got to spend two more hours in this stupid sanitarium.
Kenny, MSN on Saturday afternoon?
Anyways, assmunchbitch (that's her real name, I swear!) fell in love (?) with Thomas (?!) and I
That's making me really aggressive, but I'm trying to ignore her as good as possible. And my friends do as well.
So, excuse the idiotic and angry post, but I've got to spend two more hours in this stupid sanitarium.
Kenny, MSN on Saturday afternoon?
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
When you think you're black inside, take a brush and paint everything!
Well, I've still got the guitar problem, but that'll be over in no time.
Meanwhile, my cousin is here again and smiling at me 24/7. And he's blabbering around, the baby noises he makes are so CUTE.
I can't even write something senseful because I got to spend two hours with Thomas today. Well, not exactly alone with him, but a group of people including him and me were discussing the Mardi Gras in the sixth and seventh lessons because our dickwad of a headmaster doesn't like this whole thing so we have to arrange a full-fledged carnival on our own. Well, we already have dancers and choreography for YMCA and Cotton-Eyed Joe. (I wrote Hoe at first, xD)
Then we'll have singing teachers, dancing first/fifth graders and many more hella funny things.
Well, he is AWESOME. And really nice. If I were a boy, I would admire him because he's really nice, and that's cool.
Meanwhile, my cousin is here again and smiling at me 24/7. And he's blabbering around, the baby noises he makes are so CUTE.
I can't even write something senseful because I got to spend two hours with Thomas today. Well, not exactly alone with him, but a group of people including him and me were discussing the Mardi Gras in the sixth and seventh lessons because our dickwad of a headmaster doesn't like this whole thing so we have to arrange a full-fledged carnival on our own. Well, we already have dancers and choreography for YMCA and Cotton-Eyed Joe. (I wrote Hoe at first, xD)
Then we'll have singing teachers, dancing first/fifth graders and many more hella funny things.
Well, he is AWESOME. And really nice. If I were a boy, I would admire him because he's really nice, and that's cool.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Did you notice..?
Okay, you possibly couldn't have, but whenever I walk past Thomas and he is talking to his friends, he bends aaaaall way down so I can see his nicer parts of the back.
I mean, that kinda IS creepy, but I guess he does it subconsciously. (Or not ;D )
Uhh, I almost was late for school today. Waited for the bus for twenty minutes, then I called my grandpa to please get into the car and DO SOMETHING. My grandma was panicking and told me: 'Go by bus, you'll be faster that way!'
And you know who was faster? My grandpa and me. Stupid bus was always behind us. And I would have been way too late for school if I hadn't ignored my grandma.
Also, I've got a dailybooth account now! suwoop's the name, look there if you want to :D
I mean, that kinda IS creepy, but I guess he does it subconsciously. (Or not ;D )
Uhh, I almost was late for school today. Waited for the bus for twenty minutes, then I called my grandpa to please get into the car and DO SOMETHING. My grandma was panicking and told me: 'Go by bus, you'll be faster that way!'
And you know who was faster? My grandpa and me. Stupid bus was always behind us. And I would have been way too late for school if I hadn't ignored my grandma.
Also, I've got a dailybooth account now! suwoop's the name, look there if you want to :D
Saturday, October 10, 2009
MOAR GAEMZ!
I am still playing countless DS games. I finished Prof Layton, Imagine: Party Planner, am playing TWEWY and just started Pokemon Platinum. Oh, and Gardening Mama, which sucks HARD.
Also, I am on my quest keep on eating until I explode. Ok, strike that. But I cannot stop eating. Side-effects of Dr. Ketchup? (A term I just made up.)
Well, I was also very aggressive this week. Laughing a lot, but really aggressive.
It's a sad story that you can't menace your teachers. If you could, I would've told my PE teacher following words this week: 'I would very muchly like to slit your throat open, piss into your mouth, smear dog-poo into your eyes and then burn you with gas. With this face. ->
And to end this post with something rather positive, I discovered 'Where's Waldo/Wally?' with the help of MLIA and wondered why I'd never heard about it. I then proceeded to think it was that dog I once had a book of, but then found out he's actually human.
Oh well. D:
Also, I am on my quest keep on eating until I explode. Ok, strike that. But I cannot stop eating. Side-effects of Dr. Ketchup? (A term I just made up.)
Well, I was also very aggressive this week. Laughing a lot, but really aggressive.
And to end this post with something rather positive, I discovered 'Where's Waldo/Wally?' with the help of MLIA and wondered why I'd never heard about it. I then proceeded to think it was that dog I once had a book of, but then found out he's actually human.
Oh well. D:
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Kenny, you SUCK!
So Ken-Kens and I were talking about Kanye West's stuff and I told him about the Shane Dawson spoof of that.
The IM went as following.
That just killed me.
Oh, and I also just threw my mouse out of the window. I really did that.I had to get it from out of the garden.
HAHA.
The IM went as following.
me: shane dawson's spoof of that really sucked, too.
me: rocked, i mean.
kenny: o_O
me: xD
kenny: thats the worst mistake ever
kenny: the opposite word :P
me: I KNOOOW.
kenny: XDDD
kenny: you suck xD
kenny: i mean rock :P
me: you FUCK.
me: i mean ROCK!
me: tee hee.
me: :C
kenny: fuck YOU
kenny: i mean ME
kenny: :)
kenny: ..
kenny: NO
kenny: NO
kenny:
kenny:
me: HAHAHAHA.
kenny: ><
kenny: that came out wrong xd
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
kenny: :$ sorry xDDD
me: if i drank something now, i would've totally squirted that through my nose.
That just killed me.
Oh, and I also just threw my mouse out of the window. I really did that.I had to get it from out of the garden.
HAHA.
Su's day in the asylum!
Today, I got the chance to visit an asylum. Actually I do every day. My school.
A place of very rare sightings of the race of teachers. You could literally call that wonders.
The race is shy, aggressive and gets a nervous breakdown anytime you come near to them.
Also, I met a 'Felix'. It's said that they tend to be silly and do funny stuff, but what I experienced was beyond funny.
I was walking down the hallway with DJ, when the Felix started to wander with us, and as we were changing directions, we decided to dance the polonaise (??). And we sang 'Chihuahua'. Like 'de de de de de de CHIHUAHUA de de de de de de CHIHUAHUA!' when a teacher passed by. I almost fell, laughing so hard my self-unbuttoning-top unbuttoned itself.
That was awesome. My class is so dumb it hurts, but they are funny.
A place of very rare sightings of the race of teachers. You could literally call that wonders.
The race is shy, aggressive and gets a nervous breakdown anytime you come near to them.
Also, I met a 'Felix'. It's said that they tend to be silly and do funny stuff, but what I experienced was beyond funny.
I was walking down the hallway with DJ, when the Felix started to wander with us, and as we were changing directions, we decided to dance the polonaise (??). And we sang 'Chihuahua'. Like 'de de de de de de CHIHUAHUA de de de de de de CHIHUAHUA!' when a teacher passed by. I almost fell, laughing so hard my self-unbuttoning-top unbuttoned itself.
That was awesome. My class is so dumb it hurts, but they are funny.
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