So, my cousin learned to say 'cool' today. Sounds pretty sweet if you ask me. But my grandma freaked out like I showed him some splatterporn or hacked off his leg.
'That's not a pretty word. (You can't do anything right.)' - 'God, you're such a prude. It's a simple word, not something dirty. Get off of your horse.(Fucking old bitch.)' - 'Shut up. You know your aunt thinks some things are wrong. And if I think some things are wrong, it's the same.(Because I'm always right. And I was right when I called you rotten, spawn of satan.)' - 'And I can teach him what I think is right. My aunt never said 'COOL' was bad. You're just idiotic. (You're not his mother.)'
So I texted my aunt.
'i, the spawn of hell, taught your son how to say 'cool' today, am going to launch the apocalypse now. XO satan.' - 'he hasn't said it yet :-) no need for apocalypse. looking forward to finally seeing you tomorrow. kisses' - 'it's such a bad word, right? i think the way he pronounces it is terribly cute. also looking forward to tomorrow. satan over and out, kisses!'
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yeees, that sounds a little bit bad. but I can understand you in every single way, but your grandmother is a secret for me. Why's the word cool so evil?
don't forget, you're not only a satan but also a satan with dirty nice thoughts about the men :D
Damn... cool isn't a bad word! She's way too traditional, and DEFINITELY not nice to you.
When I first read it I thought you said you DID show him splatterporn, which would be bad, but then I read it again and I was like 'is that it...?'
BESIDES. Cool is a word. It means 'kind of cold, but not that cold'. IT'S A VALID WORD.
The texts were hilarious though! XD
I know I'm a day early, but Merry Christmas, just incase I'm not on here tomorrow ^^ Enjoy your weekend
Oh well, we can't always be what others want :) Thank you, dearie, I deffo need a lay ;)
Oh and Kenny, here it's not a word for that, in fact it's just some English word the German adapted :)
And you're perfectly on time, we celebrate Christmas on the eve of the 24th! Merry Christmas to you as well, if only in advance :D
Oh really? Like Sweden then! Thank you
But Sweden has Sinterklaas, while we have Christkind :)
Ohhh the Netherlands has Sinterklaas too! You learn a lot knowing people from all over the world
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