You may know this, but I'm gonna tell you anyways.
I love making up perverted sentences out of harmless, innocent things. For example, today my Math's teacher (who has a nice backside, as we have decided in our circle of girls; but from the front - or rather the side - he looks like a bird. His nose is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis long) said something which is an Austrian saying, something with lawnmowing. I don't recall, but I told my friend that 'Hey, if this was another guy, like, for example, Thomas, I'd totally tell him to mow my lawn.' She laughed. Really hard. (y'know what's hard too? Wood. :D)
I love being perverted.
And my friends have to love me, too, because otherwise they wouldn't like me. I'm a 'That's what she said!'-person. I am dirty. But that's me, I guess.
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That's one of the many things I love about you. And I know I can act perverted when I talk to you too ^^
Breasts :D
I didn't ACTUALLY think you undressed for him!! XDDD
Oh you can never know! :O
Undressing in the middle of class? I doubt it XD
Well, it was split class, we were about 7 people working on PCs, so that wouldn't have been a problem, apart from him being not very appealing, so meh.
So you wouldn't mind undressing in front of 6 other people if it was for someone attractive? ;D
Well if it was for Thomas and I had to just flash him...
Nah, I wouldn't. I'm too much of a chicken.
Save it for the bedroom 8D
Or shower or wherever you like it
Rather where HE likes it, if he's ever going to like anytihng I do, which is unlikely ^^
...Not gonna ask what you like XD
Ah, you know that I'd be content with anything he likes, as long as it's ME he likes!
You'd hope so if you were sleeping with him XD
Well, yes, that would be..comforting. Ahem. S'not like I'm a one-night-stand person. (as if I know that ^^)
I hope not, one-night-stands sound mean XDDD
Haha, but usually it's the MEN who are mean, because women tend to fall in love or at least develop a small crush while men are opening the door for the next woman already ^^
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