So now my ttly kewl marysoo-fanstory-gaiz! *part 1* (AHH CHRISTIAN BALE WETPANTIESATTACK. No seriously. I'm getting dizzy. Krrrkrrrkrrr)
So der I woz, bein' a pretti gurl with da hair blonde and ttly long and blue eyz and big bewbs and stuff and den the CHRISTIAN BALE came into my room and wuz liek 'Hy ur hawt i wonna fukk u' n i woz liek 'omg yaeh dez so awesum' n den we had sex n i woz liek 'omg dats so awesum ur dick iz not liek only 1 cm long liek i dreamt of' n he woz liek 'omg ders heath ledger coming in whadda we do hes liek DEAD NOW' n i wos liek ' i dun care iz dp-tiem com here mr. dead-ledger but pleaz wipe of mr. jacksun's cum firsd okaii?'
n if u wonna no wot happund nekst liek read da nekst chaptur!
So, what do you think? Should I write my blog in that style from now on? And DO YOU LIKE MY NICE STORY?
Sorry, I need to get shagged. Seriously. Or at least a boyfriend, I'm on hormone-exstacy. (Exstacy? Like, in, 'My Ex Stacy sucks so hard I almost died?' I dunno how to write that.'
GOODNIGHT PEOPLE! (AHHH CHRISTIAN BALE IS STILL IN MY TV IT'S MAGICCCC! Dude's, seriously, he's hot.)
That was yesterday, my PC got killed so now I'm posting it here.
3 comments:
Haha, somebody's horny ;D I'll shag youuuu! *Runs to Austria*
Nice story... but... please don't write all your posts like that, it was funny but I could barely read it XD
And... please come back to MSN I miss you XD
I WANT A THOMAS PWEASE D: (I could do something bad and then he'd have to punish me, y/y?)
Well, I think that's what I intended by writing in that style :D
No time, no time, I'M SO DAMN BUSY D:
Ah okay sorry!
Word verification: lersol
Just thought it sounded pretty cool
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