By my wonderful Biology/Physics teacher. For not telling us what is going to come in the test, for even making the test and for existing.
And it's the fact that I have to learn on a WEEKEND, A FUCKING WEEKEND, that pisses me off enough to have death-fantasies of her DYING PAINFULLY!
I do not want to. I really do not want to. What do I need to know about nerves and hormones anyway? Just continue to the Sex Ed. already, and you can make the whole class happy. But no, hating on us and teaching us this pure SHIT is what she does. And then she wonders why no one likes her. Bitch, please.
/emorant.
13 comments:
All learning should be restricted to School. The schoolday is long enough as it is, so stop making us work in our free time!
Word verification: beaver (do they actually use real words now?)
Leon is SO right. And LOL!
She sounds just like my Science teacher from last year. JUST like her. I'm failing at Science soooooooo badly...
Word: nessples
Sounds like nipples... Ohhhh yeah ;D
Oh and YAAAAAY SEX
I did the test, and I gueess I did kinda good.
And, SEX ED WILL BE SOO FUNNY. God. I am giggling at the thought of it.
And you think WE act like grown-ups? My class is so immature that it hurts, and they laugh at the slightest mention of 'sucking', 'slit' or 'position'. Haha.
But it's really funny, nevertheless.
Wow... I remember sex ed in year 6. We all had to watch a video of a cartoon baby rolling around the place while the narrator was saying the differences between a baby and an adult. "The baby is small while the adult is big. The baby can't speak but the adult can..." And there was no nudity whatsoever!
At least now we get to watch porn for sex ed...
Our year 6 sex ed was cartoon naked people xD
Showed a boy and a girl naked next to eachother.
"Boys' penises may grow bigger, an 'erection', and it may feel nice to touch." (The whole class agrees while the cartoon boy feels his penis and smiles)
We should be allowed praticals to practice our knowledge. ... Okay, bad idea. Especially at *my* school.
You guys are awesome.
Here it is boring stuff like menstruation (what we all know anyways, so why learn it?!) and how babies are made. Exciting.
I don't think we get to watch movies, but when we saw a movie about the BRAIN, there was a naked man with a REALLY small penis.
The whole class lol'ed.
And about the practicals..Well..Just no! That would be rather disgusting, I do not want the first dick I see in my life to belong to some fat, disgusting pedophile!
Now now, don't be mean to fat people xD
The good side of being a girl: Multiple orgasms
xDDD
Okay, then OBESE. ARE YOU FINE WITH THAT?!
About the multiple orgasms: How shall we ever achieve this REALLY IMPORTANT goal if no guy is able to please us like that. Seriously, all I ever hear from my mom is 'Darling, if it lasts 10 seconds, it lasted long.'
Let's all be happ< without sex now. :D
Ummmm, you could masturbate you know xD
Also, why is your MUM saying that of all people? And... 10 seconds is WAY long!
Oh wait, 10 second sex? I thought she meant 10 second orgasms O_O
No, 10 second sex is nothing xD My bad
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