You may only call me 'Your excellence' now. I am a priest now. Priest Jasminibus the III. I do exorcisms, weddings, confirmations, confessions and other stuff.
I already exorcised our bathroom, since my cat made a stinky. I ran into the bathroom, shouted 'LEAVE, LEAVE THIS LAMB OF GOD, MAY HIS HOLY EXISTANCE MAKE YOU SORRY FOR YOUR BAD!'.
And guess what, it smelled fine after that!
Also, we had to write a story for the Australia unit in English class today. It was about a kangaroo in my bathroom. I copied Jana's story, since she already had written it accidentally. But then I decided I needed an alternative, hardcore ending and thus wrote that: As I went into the bathroom, I saw Jerry (the wallaby) draw a rifle out of its pouch. He then shot me. I barely survived and now thank God for everything He did for me.
I'll write you again soon, love, Jasmin.
Guess who almost peed his pants after that?
4 comments:
Cool. I actually don't really know what a priest does though. I know they're religious and give sermons, but I have no idea what they do the rest of the time.
And yes, laughing *is* fun, your excellence.
Your excellence, is that true, your excellence? Wow, your excellence is excellent! Was Thomas almost peeing or Felix?
YOUR EXCELLENCE IS SHOWING ;)
Anyway I've missed youuuuuuu :(
How could Tom pee his pants when I never read the story to him?
Although, Berni almost died when I reofl'd that.
I don't know what a priest does too, but according to our Religion-teacher he does A LOT. Like, a lot lot. He has no freetime at all. She talked so long that in the end no one listened to her anymore.
Aint it sad?
OF COURSE YOU'VE MISSED ME. WHO DOESN'T MISS MY AWESOMENESS? MWAHAHA.
Seriously.
My mum's cousin's a priest but I think the Greek Church is wayyyyyyy different. Great guy though, he thought Spongebob was a cheese. He hates Spongebob xD
And yeah Su, I really, really miss you, come baaaaaaack xD
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