Whoooooooooooa

Okay so I'm so fucked up that I like looking at Sickipedia jokes and doing a big :O while smirking and thinking that I'm going to go to hell for that. (Although there are some that are not really that bad, just bad taste maybe!)

Some fine examples?

I work in an abortion clinic and have to say, from what I've seen, that 20 weeks is the very limit.

Any earlier and you just can't get your cock in them.

I was playing The Sims the other day and decided to create myself.

It's so annoying, I keep pissing myself, constantly need food, cry because I smell so bad and can't even make friends, let alone get a wife.

Probably because I spend too much time playing The Sims.

Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. 

So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Punch her in the face. 

Yes, I do realize I'm weird!